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Oh, I ain’t special me

Without all of you around who would I be

In another life I’d know such toil and strife

There but for the grace of god go I

VERSE 1

If I were a sailor I’d sail the seven seas
But I’d spew my guts out in the deck
And I’d rarely see the trees

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VERSE 2

If I were a lawyer in court I’d shine so bright,
but I’d have a pesky, coke habit

and It's work late every night

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VERSE 3

If I were American in the richest place on earth,
I’d have no fucking healthcare and
theyd force me to give birth

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VERSE 4

If I were a builder
I’d be stacking up them bricks
But I could do my back in
And my boss give me the flick

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VERSE 5

If I were a regent I’d be feared and reign supreme
But one day I might push my luck
And face the guillotine

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VERSE 6

Yeah if I were a parent I’d have kids to love and hold
But I’d never get a break
Until they put me in a home

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VERSE 7

If I were a macho man, I’d think I was the best
But I couldn’t share my feelings,

Or wear a pretty dress

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VERSE 8

If I wear a popstar, I’d be adored by throngs
But my handler would control me
And they’d auto tune my songs

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VERSE 9

If I were a Rich man, nananananananana
I’d likely be a psychopath
Married to his luxury car

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VERSE 10

Now in all of human kind there’s nothing alien to me
Because we all commands our own ship
But we didn’t make the sea

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