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Rolling through the Necrobiome

Written by Dominik Fretz and Cat Vendl

A bio-chemistry parody of 'Old Maui'

LYRICS

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CHORUS

Rolling through the Necrobiome, me boys,

Rolling through the Necrobiome,

With a sixteen S to help us assess,

Rolling through the necrobiome!


CHORUS


It’s a complex life in the microbial strife
That dolphins undergo,
And we sequence with care each sample we share
To learn what lies below.
For we’re hunting genes with se-quencing machines
Our primers strong and free,
And we’ll analyze how bacteria thrive
In post-mortality.

CHORUS


Thirty-two in all answered science’s call,
In Alabama’s bay,
From adults so strong to perinate young,
Their microbes on display.
Four sampling sites tell their tales at night,
Through D-NA decree,
From blowhole to skin, the stories within,
Of their di-versityyyyy.


CHORUS


Thirty-two in all answered science’s call,
In Alabama’s bay,

The body location showed variation,
More than all the rest,
While age played its role in the microbial scroll,
As nature thought it best.
The sex didn’t sway what the data would say,
Nor de-compo-sition’s key,
As we mapped each clan in the bacterial plan,
Through ge-nomic seas.


CHORUS


Thirty-two in all answered science’s call,
In Alabama’s bay,

So raise your hand for the research band,
At Dauphin Island’s shore,
Where each sequence read helps understand the dead,
As ne’er we did before.
These findings we share with those who dare
To probe mortality,
While bacteria show how the changes flow,
In life’s great mystery.


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We acknowledge the Gadigal and Bidjigal people of the Eora nation, upon whose lands we gather and sing.
We acknowledge sovereignty was never ceded. This always was and always will be Aboriginal land.

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Numerous photos by Nick Ryden 

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