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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I poop on company time

Being good at your job ain't really a factor

When you work in the bowels of a nuclear reactor

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My job the say is a simple thing

I just press a button when the speaker goes ping

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The boss man is a millionaire

But when I ask he says there's no money to spare

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My personal way of protesting the system

Is regularly emptying the company cistern

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My mandated breaks are just not enough

For me to clog up the bog with my internal stuff

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But now HR wants a word with me

They've blown all the budgets on toilet paper you see

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They've tried to fire me but I've got to stay

My tenure means I'm here until my dying day

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