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Well there's plenty of fish in the sea, girls

There's plenty of fish in the sea

But the one's that I catch don't seem quite the match

And the fishin' takes a toll on me

VERSE 1

Now his profile might seem quite fine, girls
He’s cute and he goes to the gym
But the grammar is a challenge, chat isn’t his talent
Has the muscles but he seems a bit dim

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VERSE 2
Now the next one has made it oJ the app, girls
Quite a few of my boxes he ticks
But as he walks in the door my jaw hits the floor
Cuz he sure wasn’t bald in the pics

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VERSE 3
Another week and it’s another date, girls
This one’s tall, square-jawed and trim
But he hasn’t asked me a single fucking question
It’s like no one even matters but him

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VERSE 4
Ok finally we’ve got a live one, girls
And we’re heading back to mine
But turns out he never learned how to give in return
Or to always take his time

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VERSE 5
Now I’m bi so maybe I should just date girls
And on the men I call it quits
But you have to understand women can be just as bad
Well except at certain bits

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