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I used to work in London Town

In a merchant store

I thought I did a pretty good job

But I don't work there anymore

VERSE 1

A lass came in for a drink one day
I asked her what kind she preferred
"Liquor," she said, so lick her I did

And now I don't work there anymore

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VERSE 2

I pirate came in for some treasure one day

I asked him what kind he'd prefer

Booty he said, so booty he got

And now I don't work there anymore

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VERSE 3

A man came in for some paint one day

I asked him what kind he'd prefer

Blue he said, so blue him I did

And now I don't work there anymore

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VERSE 4

A man came in for some tools one day

I asked him what kind he'd prefer

A hammer he said, so nail him I did

And now I don't work there anymore

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VERSE 5

A lass came in for some poultry one day
I asked her what kind she preferred
"A duck," she said...I misheard

And now I don't work there anymore

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VERSE 6

A lass came in for some pie one day

I asked him what kind she'd prefer

Cherry she said, but that was long gone

And now I don't work there anymore

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VERSE 7

A lass came in for some whiskey one day
I asked her how much she preferred
"A finger," she said, my whole hand she got
And now I don't work there anymore

And now I don't work there anymore

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