Little Lorna Jane
Parody of 'Little Liza Jane' by Robert Boddington
An ode to Lorna Jane's major clientel; people who live in activewear who never go to the gym.
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Oh Little Lorna
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Oh Little Lorna
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I know a girl who loves to dance
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She walks around in hot sweatpants
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Mosman mothers ain't so fun
Little Lorna Jane
Wear activewear but never run
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Northshore men eat avo on rye
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Always sippin' on a dirty chai
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There's white men who align their shakra
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Then walk around all day in lycra
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Mocha in a keep cup made of glass
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Spends five minutes in pilates class
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Payin' for phone bills ain't so hard
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On the family's platinum credit card
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