I Never Learned the Words, Boys
Parodied by Michael H.
A Parody of the Driving Song, a.k.a. "I Never Learned to Drive". Recording: Southern Swan Harbour Shant 21-03-26
Feel free to forget the words at any point in the song.
LYRICS
CHORUS
Well, I never learnt the words boys,
But you know when I do,
I'll Ya-de da-de daah da
I'll Ya-de da-de dooo,
I'll sing em pretty loudly,
And [for]get about a third, but
I never learnt the words boys,
I never learnt the words
We could do twosies-twosies,
Or one line at a time
I'll still guess based on scansion
Or otherwise on rhyme
I didn't write them down,
Or remember like a nerd, so,
I never learnt the words boys,
I never learnt the words
CHORUS
Oh, Tell em to me slowly
And tell em to me clear
Walk me through each one of them,
Or whisper in my ear.
But just because you told me,
It doesn't mean I heard!
So I never learnt the words boys,
I never learnt the words
CHORUS
I've mostly got the chorus
We've done it plenty times
It isn't all that complex,
It's just a couple lines.
But then I've got a solo
For the ENTIRE VEEEERRSE
But. I.
Never learnt the words boys,
I never learnt the words
CHORUS x 2
