CHORUS

Help me Bob, there’s buses on the train line,

Way, hey, buses on the train line.

Help me Bob, there’s buses on the train line,

Buses are replacing trains

VERSES (To pick and choose from, or make up your own!)

Help me Bob, there’s buses on the Metro

Wey, hey, buses on the metro

Grumpy patrons arguing to and fro

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on the North Shore

Wey, hey, buses on the North Shore

Highway scenery is really such a bore

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on The Inner West

Wey, hey, buses on The Inner West

Transport workers wand’ring round in fluro vests

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on The Bankstown

Wey, hey, buses on The Bankstown

Traffic backed up from Hyde Park to Newtown

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on The Illawarra

Wey, hey, buses on The Illawarra

Getting home late really is a chore-ah

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on The Carlingford

Wey, hey, buses on The Carlingford

Eighty people all trying to cram on board

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on The Cumberland

Wey, hey, buses on The Cumberland

This commute is not working as I planned

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on The Olympic Park

Wey, hey, buses on The Olympic Park

Couldn’t they just do upgrades after dark?

Buses are replacing trains

Help me Bob, there’s buses on The Airport

Wey, hey, buses on the Airport

The logistic are falling rather short

Buses are replacing trains